•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
mom i told you i didn't want a big party
THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
Build me a blanket fort, bring me tea, and let me live there forever and read.
"Guys take a photo, his ears are forward!"
*horse pins ears and looks away when you get your camera*
*photographer starts throwing random objects in air to get horses attention*
Life of an equestrian.
This is literally it.
I also have my mom as my assistant and have her wave her arms and crinkle peppermints.